So today I gave my boss my 2 weeks notice that I’ll be quitting for a new job (sidetrack- YAS OMFGASDFGHKL ALL THE FEELS) and my last shift will be around the 5th of September.

I’m really annoyed at his reaction. He didn’t give a shit.

He was just surprised I didn’t tell his wife because “she deals with this sort of thing”. He wished me well, but I don’t know what I expected but something more than that. I only worked for him for 2 years. I only dealt with his shitting rules, and his dick of a son, and his pain in the ass pickiness over everything for 2 years. I didn’t expect alot, but I expected him to say at least ‘We’ll miss you’ ‘Thank you’ SOMETHING Not: ‘Do you have Laura’s number to tell her?’ No, I don’t you can do it, she’s your wife! 

He’s just so argghhhh thank god I’m leaving (again YYYASSSSS)


Iggy Azalea as a painter: First things first I'm a realist

cookienun:

danlsnotonfire:

thats what u get u lil shit tone down the ego

hey he didnt actually mean- oh wait you are Dan

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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via legit-humour)


clgdoublelifts:

*mentioning internet friends to parents*

we went to school together before they moved away a couple years ago.. did i never mention them.. weird.. totally went to school together..

(via retiredjesus)


princcess:

Overtaking someone on foot and having to keep up the uncomfortably fast pace until safely over the horizon

(via jesusandthetwelvehandjobs)


Jellybaby for Pam’s birthday #jellybaby #nightout #loveem #selfie #erin #michael #looksscary #euan #fun #glasgow #igdaily #instadaily #ayearinmylife #day311

Jellybaby for Pam’s birthday #jellybaby #nightout #loveem #selfie #erin #michael #looksscary #euan #fun #glasgow #igdaily #instadaily #ayearinmylife #day311